by Jen Sincero
Sex is something that drives us, empowers us, and gets us into really stupid situations with people we have no business seeing naked. Be you the studliest of studs or the coyest of virgins, there are always questions, and there’s always room for growth. Jen Sincero is the bestselling author, sexpert and motivational cattle prodder with the carnal knowledge you need. Ask her all the questions your filthy little mind is having trouble answering on its own: advice@jensincero.com. And sign up for her weekly newsletter at www.jensincero.com. Cuz there’s no such thing as being too good in bed.
Dear Jen,
I am a 19-year-old college girl and a virgin. My best friend is not a virgin, but only has sex every four months because her boyfriend is in the army, so she doesn’t see him much. Lately she and I have been having sleepovers together. Usually we fall asleep cuddling in some way, my arm is always around her, and she rubs my arm until we fall asleep. The thing is, during the night, we always wake up and she turns toward me so we are facing each other. Then we both start rubbing each others’ backs and stomachs under our shirts and brush our hands along the sides of each others’ chests. Then she puts her leg in between mine and I put mine in between hers and we rub up against each other for a while. I don’t know if she has had an orgasm when we do this, but I have. We finally talked about it, and we both admitted we were turned on by it. I want to know why this happens. I’m straight but I want to know if I could become attached to her? I also want to know if it’s weird that we do this?
- Stumped Snuggler
Dear Snuggler,
Every once in a while I get a letter from someone that sets off my freak alarm and I’m stuck wondering “is this really a horny 19-year-old college virgin, or is it some sweaty Barely Legal subscriber, sitting naked on a towel in front of his computer with a boner and a Big Gulp?â€
It’s hard because I’d much rather err on the side of not making anyone feel bad, so most of the time I answer the question honestly and in good faith, but sometimes that backfires. Take, for instance, this one older guy who wrote in about how he liked it when his wife insulted him while they were having sex. He was very graphic in his letter, but, you know, I was proud of him for being so open and able to have fun with his wife, so I told him so. The next week he wrote back:
Thank you for responding to my question and validating our activities. I have another question. After I cum in my wife, I will often go down on her and lick up all of my cum. While I am doing this, my wife will tell me that it was a young, hung stud, who is half her age that made the deposit. This excites me greatly and I continue to lick her with increased enthusiasm. This always increases the force of my orgasm and hence the amount of cum I am joyfully forced to swallow. Are these cum games considered strange?
You know what I’m saying? I was eating when I read that, too. I’m thrilled this guy has discovered he likes to share his sexual dalliances with the world, but it’s terribly rude to foist it on people. You should really get clearance first. And while I realize that it may be a bit confusing, what with me being all ‘hey, sex, let’s talk about it, woo!’ I’m here to answer questions, not to get y’all off. You have to pay for that. And you have to pay someone else (incidentally, I can set that up for you if you wish).
So who the hell knows who this letter is from? Not me, which means I’m going to write “her†back in good faith and high hopes that this is genuine, and that more spew fodder isn’t lobbed back at me in response. Here’s what I have to say… Ahem:
There is nothing wrong or weird with two nubile, sleepy young ladies twirling their fingers around each other in the middle of the night. You guys obviously like and trust each other, and the fact that you’re both now enjoying the physical side of your relationship is an extra perk. Yes, you can totally become attached, and may even find yourselves being girlfriends. So what? You sure as hell won’t be the first straight girls to experiment your way through college. In fact, those who’ve cum before you have even given you a name: LUG, or Lesbian Until Graduation. Maybe you’ll stick with it beyond the diploma, or maybe you won’t, but either way, get it while the getting’s good.
Stay tuned to find out if she writes back to tell me about the time she and her best friend were going at it in the group shower, when all of a sudden the rest of the girls in their dorm showed up and joined in. Is that considered strange?