Lord Of the Ring

(Not A Hobbit)
by Dan Gillis
Ah yes, hula-hooping. It was my favorite past time as a child, second only to Slip-n-slide, which had an unfortunate ability to smoosh my genitalia. But speaking of ambiguous junk, this is a video of Karis, the hula-hooping extraordinaire, twisting and gyrating during the halftime show of the LA Derby Dolls. Karis is best know for work with the burlesque girls and wrastlin’ hombres of Lucha VaVoom, but if you’re lucky you might catch a glimpse of this ring wrangler in a bizarro world near you.

Enjoy the abs.